New year, new resolutions? Not tonight.
This funny New Year shirt is perfect for anyone who greets January with humor, honesty, and a glass in hand. Featuring a sarcastic sloth graphic and the phrase “Resolutions? Not Tonight”, this unisex graphic tee is made for late nights, low expectations, and starting the year on your own terms.
Designed for comfort and laughs, this shirt makes a great New Year’s Eve outfit, January birthday gift, or everyday wear for anyone who prefers humor over hustle culture. Whether you’re skipping resolutions or postponing them indefinitely, this sarcastic tee says it all.
✔ Unisex fit for men and women
✔ Funny New Year graphic tee with attitude
✔ Perfect for parties, lounging, or gifting
Start the year laughing — grab yours today before resolutions kick in tomorrow. 😉
CoquinaArthouze@ original design
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Funny New Year Shirt • Resolutions? Not Tonight T-Shirt
**Actual color might be slightly different from the picture due to lighting and/or monitor settings
***Please double-check the color, style, size chart, customization, and your shipping address before placing your order.
****Like the graphic? Drop us a line if you’d like it in a different color or item.
✈️ For orders outside the US, please message me so I can create a listing for your location (faster shipping as it will be fulfilled in your area!)

